what have you done for me lately??

hannah just bumped her chin and bit her tongue...

me: Ohhh! My poor baby! Did you bite your tongue?

hannah:  [nods]

me: Do you want an ice pop? GEN! Get the baby an ice pop, POST HASTE!

gen: Post haste?? [to hannah] What have you ever done for me??

hannah: [gives the stink eye] Gen, my pop.
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I think it's clear who's the boss in this house!

Fun with Presidents

Victoria has her moments too...


vicky: You have a fake tooth??

me: Yeah.

vicky: Oh! Like Jefferson Adams!

me: ...

vicky: Thomas Jefferson?

me: George Washington. Close though.

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Excuse me while I go stick my hand in a blender...

the other sister

We were thinkin about watching some good old Netflix...


gen: We should watch The Other Sister!!

me: Oooh yeah!!

gen: You've seen it before?

me: Hell yeah. I love that movie!

vicky: Wait, is it funny?

me & gen: ehhh well, yeah it's... yeah.

gen: If you think retards are funny.


LMAO she has about as much political correctness as Daniel Tosh.