sweet bellybutton funk

gen: "Ah, man. My bellybutton smells!"

me: "What??"

gen: "My bellybutton. You're supposed to wash it every time you take a shower, but I don't think I've washed it in like a year."

me: "I don't think I've ever washed my bellybutton, and it smells just fine..."

::i stick my finger in my bellybutton and take a whiff::

me: "Yup. Smells like skin. Smells like my finger..."

::gen sticks her finger back in her bellybutton and takes another whiff::

gen: "Nope. Smells like dog."


Classsssssssssy.

Cold as ICE!

gen: Don't eat that Almond Joy.

I look at the opened, uneaten Almond Joy in front of me. 


me: Why?

gen: It looks poisoned.

I grab it, inspect it.


me: It doesn't look poisoned.

gen: Yeah! Look underneath it. It looks all wet and weird.

I take a bite anyway.

gen: Well, give a bite to Hannah too cause if you die, I'm not takin care of her...




damn. lol

Turkey smells

gen: Did you know burning feathers smell like turkey?

me: Eww. Now I do.

gen: I just made that up.

me: ...pwahalhjahah! WHAA??

Completely irrelevant picture.

ahhh she's back.

Music Appreciation

gen's humming Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It" 


gen: Wait, what's a type of music I don't listen to?

me: Country! No, DEATH METAL!!

gen: (a little taken aback by my enthusiasm) Death... metal? Hmm, yeah I guess so.

I waited for some kind of explanation, but she just carried on... 

mean people

I'm looking through the new stuff I just bought for my vacation:

me: I love this shirt, but it's one of those shirts you can't wear all the time because people will be like "uhh didn't you wear that owl shirt last week??"

gen: yeah

me: I mean like, sorry I wore my own shirt twice in one year. UGH! People are so mean!

gen: yeah they are!

vicky: Yeah! Like that girl with dyslexia. How rude!

me: ....

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They grow on you... like a fungus.

what have you done for me lately??

hannah just bumped her chin and bit her tongue...

me: Ohhh! My poor baby! Did you bite your tongue?

hannah:  [nods]

me: Do you want an ice pop? GEN! Get the baby an ice pop, POST HASTE!

gen: Post haste?? [to hannah] What have you ever done for me??

hannah: [gives the stink eye] Gen, my pop.
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I think it's clear who's the boss in this house!

Fun with Presidents

Victoria has her moments too...


vicky: You have a fake tooth??

me: Yeah.

vicky: Oh! Like Jefferson Adams!

me: ...

vicky: Thomas Jefferson?

me: George Washington. Close though.

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Excuse me while I go stick my hand in a blender...