sweet bellybutton funk

gen: "Ah, man. My bellybutton smells!"

me: "What??"

gen: "My bellybutton. You're supposed to wash it every time you take a shower, but I don't think I've washed it in like a year."

me: "I don't think I've ever washed my bellybutton, and it smells just fine..."

::i stick my finger in my bellybutton and take a whiff::

me: "Yup. Smells like skin. Smells like my finger..."

::gen sticks her finger back in her bellybutton and takes another whiff::

gen: "Nope. Smells like dog."


Classsssssssssy.