eating drugs

January 16, 2009 
gen: ash, did you hear my riddle? 

me: do i have to? 

gen: well, it's kinda not really mine. my friend told it and i dont really remember how it exactly g... 

me: ...so it's gonna suck. 

gen: ... 

me: just fricken tell it. 

gen: ok so this guy won the world record for eating the most drugs in 60 seconds... 

me: eating drugs? ok fair enough. 

gen: um, yeah... so he eats the drugs and then the next day he dies from getting attacked by a pack of wolves he thinks he saw. 

me: and then what? 

gen: nothing. that's the riddle. 

me: that...wasn't a riddle. that's PROBABLY what would happen if you took a shit load of shrooms and hallucinated the wolf pack and had a heart attack. 

gen: ...oh. 

me: tell your friend that he sucks. 

gen: i'm not gonna tell him that. see you on monday! 




i have the BEST 11 year old sister. lol every single day it's another ridiculous story!